thebootydiaries:

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im crying

xenon-xi:

yooo okay sorry i just up and disappeared on everyone

if you’re an old friend DM me i can give u new ways to messsage me

i’m gonna come back in a few days to check

the main reason i’m here is to plug my onlyfans lmaooo ty ily

xenon-xi:

yooo okay sorry i just up and disappeared on everyone

if you’re an old friend DM me i can give u new ways to messsage me

i’m gonna come back in a few days to check

the main reason i’m here is to plug my onlyfans lmaooo ty ily

xenon-xi:

yooo okay sorry i just up and disappeared on everyone

if you’re an old friend DM me i can give u new ways to messsage me

i’m gonna come back in a few days to check

the main reason i’m here is to plug my onlyfans lmaooo ty ily

xenon-xi:

yooo okay sorry i just up and disappeared on everyone

if you’re an old friend DM me i can give u new ways to messsage me

i’m gonna come back in a few days to check

the main reason i’m here is to plug my onlyfans lmaooo ty ily

yooo okay sorry i just up and disappeared on everyone

if you’re an old friend DM me i can give u new ways to messsage me

i’m gonna come back in a few days to check

the main reason i’m here is to plug my onlyfans lmaooo ty ily

nerd-witche:

me: watches buzzfeed unsolved 

mystery: remains unsolved

me:

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facts-i-just-made-up:
“ cocktormedick:
“ facts-i-just-made-up:
“ Mated turtles share their shells!
Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will...

facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

trashcanofobsessions:

monsterhiqh:

sniper-fox:

beachgothgay:

Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.

Sure hope nobody modifies the hosts file in C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc to block Spotify ads in the app…

PSST! HERE’S A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BLOCK SPOTIFY ON WINDOWS!

aw man I sure hope nobody learns to do that

that’s so messed up that people would do that

in fact, let’s spread it everywhere so everyone knows not to do that

and everyone knows exactly what to do so that they don’t do that

foolproof plan

egglord667:

occidentalavian:

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Originally posted by horrorsequel

i can’t stop laughing that gif is perfect

saint-ambrosef:

priceofliberty:

pon-raul:

pon-raul:

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

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why are rich people like this lmao

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.

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the fact that they refunded the shoppers is what makes this genuinely funny and not assholish

aconnormanning:

grednforgesgirl:

scribblemoose:

qwertybard:

slurhater:

seriously though bisexuality being defined as attraction to men and women is a heterosexual’s definition of bisexuality actual bisexual groups and organizations have been defining it as attraction to two or more genders or same and other genders since the nineties and plenty of nb people actually id as bi and refusing to accept how we define ourselves is so absurdly biphobic and heterosexist and jfc it’s 2014 can other queer people fucking realize and acknowledge this

The purple stripe on the bi flag is meant to represent attraction to nb genders and the bisexual manifesto published in Anything That Moves includes the lines “Do not assume that bisexuality is binary or duogamous in nature … In fact, don’t assume that there are only two genders.” That was published in 1990. It’s older than a lot of people here, including me, and older than terms like “pansexual” and “polysexual” by at least a decade. Bi history is important.

‘Bisexual’ meant ‘all genders and none’ back in the 1970s when I came out. It’s important to remember that. Maybe the word isn’t quite right now, but the meaning behind it, in my experience, always has been.

It’s 2018 and there are still people who think bisexual is transphobic. This post was written four years ago and is still relevant.

In 20biteen we learn our history, y'all